Can you guess who?

1. I met her on top of a waterslide
2. She once came into my garage apartment with boom box on shoulder dancing to Everclear.
3. We both hated BSM probably more than anyone.
4. One time we danced like crazy to Michael Jackson's ABC.
5. We are so alike that it is almost spooky.
6. She is real
7. She transparent
8. She IS Penny Lane!

I am very thankful to have you as my friend.

Love you!

To be Two again...

Brooke made oatmeal chocolate chip cookies yesterday after dinner. This is how the conversation went.

(Brooke walks over to the table and gives Samuel a cookie)

Samuel: mmmm.....Are these berries? (pointing to the choc. chips)
Brooke: No Samuel, they are choc. chips.
Samuel: (looking a little grossed out)
Brooke: (Anxiously awaiting Samuel to take a bite)
Samuel: mmmm....I think they are poo poo

(Samuel then eats the entire cookie minus the poo poo chips)

Another Trip

Made a trip to hell last night. Here is the conversation I overheard while standing in the checkout line:

Random wife: Did you get the Gold Bond?

Random Husband: No, I never went to the pharmacy section

Random wife: Did you want me to grab some?

Random Husband: No, I haven't been itching...

Random wife: That is good

Random Husband: But now that I have mentioned it...I am starting to itch.

Reason # 124 of why we hate Wal-mart.

Zero Grey

Everyone has always told me my personality tends to lean either black or white. No grey what-so-ever. I tend to agree about 98% of the time. Either you like something or you don't....Right? Is it possible to "sort-of" like something? and if there is...why bother?

With that being said, I will leave a list of things that I like and do not like. (You can find a complete list in my profile)

Likes:
people. new shoes. my dogs. coke. sweet tea. coffee. the color orange. the color brown. my glasses. meg ryan. keven spacey. movies. running. laughing so hard my stomach hurts. clean sheets. summer. swimming. the sun. my magazine subscriptions. reading. theatre. art. acting. independent films. my church. gumbo. my moms cooking. grey t-shirts. caedmons call. shopping.cooking. massages.stars. nightlife. sweets.

Dislikes:
tomatoes. multitasking.traffic. overstating the obvious. chinese food.mondays. when there is nothing on t.v. painting. keanu reeves. being wet when I am not supposed to be. cops. cafeteria food. strawberry soda. tobasco sauce. driving. having to wear glasses. cold weather. shopping for furniture. wal-mart. my mensa calendar. etbu bsm. arby's. 635. public bathrooms. working out.

75 Things you should know about me.

I am the middle child
I drive a Tic Tac
I dream about driving a Jeep Wrangler
I love all types of music
I would like to learn how to play the piano
and the guitar
I would like to work for a national magazine
Maybe I should interview one day
Maybe next week
I am 30
I work for FedEx Kinkos
I have been there 6 months
My son’s name is samuel
He is 2
I have 1 dogs
Her name is Gertie
She is always For Sale
Jesus died for my sins
I do not snore
I wear glasses
I do not wear contacts
I live right outside of Dallas
I always wanted to be famous
I love my job
I am a Sr. Project Manager
I have no tattoos or piercings
Not because I do not want any.
It is really hard to march to a different drummer.
I respect those that do.
I have never broken a bone.
My foot did get chipped by a random jet ski accident.
I played the trombone for 7 years
Haven't touched it in 12
When I am nervous I always have to go to the bathroom
I prefer (in order) spring, summer, fall, winter
I have never been snow skiing
It doesn't bother me
I love the beach
I do not do drugs but do enjoy margaritas
I hate smoke
I love working in my yard
I built my first house 4 yrs ago.
I hate it when people overstate the obvious
I went to college in East Texas
East Texas Baptist University
B.A. Communications
I love my church.
I grew up in Groves Tx
I have only driven 3 cars my entire life....so far.
I want to live in south France.
I celebrate my birthday for two weeks. (week before and week after)
I get distracted way to easy.
What was I saying?
I like independent and foreign films
I wear boxers and boxer briefs
I wish I worked out more.
I don't have the discipline
am I lazy?
My favorite T.V. show is Lost
I also like Arrested Development
I love concerts
I like shoes
I do not get my haircut as much as I should
I like to buy new clothes.
I love rollercoasters
I hate anything that spins like a merry-go-round.
I will throw up.
I like Mexican food.
I love email
I love Everclear (the band)
I like the Station 102.1
I enjoy reading
I can't sing
and I do not assume that I can
Loves his Framily